The James Bond Hokey Cokey

You put an actor in; you take an actor out. In out, in out... you get the picture.

A couple of days ago, former Commonwealth Games diver and market stallholder, Jason Statham ruled himself out of an acting job that no one had even thought of putting him in.

Then yesterday, Bond producers hinted that part-time DJ, Big Driis the Londoner could be in the running for replacing Daniel Craig as the next James Bond.

This seems to upset some people, but the guy is a great actor, and we are sure he can put on a public schoolboy accent. After all, Sean 'I die in every film' Bean managed it in GoldenEye.

For Queen and country, Idris.