Defecate Another Day
Pierce Brosnan has been subjected to a bizarre crime at his Malibu home. A man went through the former 007's neighbour's garden before stepping onto his property and using his outdoor shower to clean himself up.
A police helicopter located the man some distance away and took him into custody. The actor's representative confirmed that the man didn't enter the house or steal anything.
It's unsure whether this was some kind of dirty protest against Die Another Day. Or, if the man, also guilty of going through garbage bins, was looking for a copy of Pierce's final Bond film on DVD.
This isn't the first time Brozza and his home have been the target of a crime. Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department granted a restraining order against a Dick Van Dyke fan stalking him.
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Joe is Editor of For Bond Fans Only and a writer by trade. When he's not watching Bond, he can be found listening to The Beatles and worrying about West Ham. You can find him on Twitter @joeemerywrites
