"Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls?"

"Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls?"

China has dismissed claims by Britain that a Chinese agent was trying to influence lawmakers, saying it was the result of doing what we all love doing here at FBFO: "watching too many 007 movies".

Christine Lee had reportedly worked on behalf of the Chinese Communist Party to "knowingly engaged in political interference activities" and gain influence through donations, stated Speaker of the House of Commons, Lindsay Hoyle.

"Perhaps some individuals have watched too many 007 movies, leading to unnecessary mental associations," said the Ministry of Foreign Affairs spokesperson and member of the Chinese Communist Party, Wang Wenbin.

We doubt the Tory government gets time to watch James Bond films. Too many parties. Or are they work meetings? Gets confusing. 

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Joe Emery

Joe is Editor of For Bond Fans Only and a writer by trade. When he's not watching Bond, he can be found listening to The Beatles and worrying about West Ham. You can find him on Twitter @joeemerywrites

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