A Quantum of Sausage

Piefall, The Pie Who Loved Pie, Goldenpie, Live And Let Pie, Pie Another Day, For Your Pies Only, Tomorrow Never Pies. These are the puns you will see in every newspaper article about Daniel Craig this week.

Now that Bond 25 is official, 50-year-old Daniel has to hit the gym to get back into peak physical fitness, newspapers are reporting.

A Bond insider said:

"Daniel is determined to look as good in his last Bond film as he did in the first".

Filming begins in December, and he's already got a list of procedures and beauty treatments, strict diets and training schedules".

Sources say Daniel has signed up his previous trainer Simon Waterson to help him get back into peak physical shape.