The Milk Is Not Enough
What's the best way to avenge a cheating boyfriend? Defecate on their cereal, of course.
"I took a crap on a cheating boyfriend's breakfast cereal. I'm not ashamed; I'm rather proud of it", declared The World Is Not Enough theme tune singer Shirley Manson.
"A dear friend did similar when she discovered her girlfriend was cheating and said: 'While I was doing it, I thought of you'.
"I recommend it as an act of revenge. It leaves you feeling empowered and gleeful".
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Joe Emery
Joe is Editor of For Bond Fans Only and a writer by trade. When he's not watching Bond, he can be found listening to The Beatles and worrying about West Ham. You can find him on Twitter @joeemerywrites
