"There's no way for her to leave, so she comes and goes as she pleases. How do you like my Love Island?"
London-born Love Island babe Ekin-Su Cülcüloglu has thrown her hat into the Bond girl and Bond villain rings.
Ekin-Su does have acting experience. Before she won the eighth series of the reality TV show, she starred in the Turkish soap opera: Kuzey Yıldızı İlk Aşk.
"I'd love to play a Bond girl or even a Bond villain", she said.
"Who wouldn't? It would be a dream role. I don't think many people would expect it. I've always enjoyed playing unusual roles in my acting career as opposed to the girl-next-door vibes.
"I'd also love to star in a thriller. Maybe something a little dark. I love Margot [Robbie]. I've admired so many of her films. She's such a girl crush of mine".
Yes, as you may have guessed: it's been a slow news day at For Bond Fans Only.
There's been no update on Bond 26 since Michael G. Wilson and Barbara Broccoli confirmed Bond no. 7 will be an actor in their 30s.
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Joe Emery
Joe is Editor of For Bond Fans Only and a writer by trade. When he's not watching Bond, he can be found listening to The Beatles and worrying about West Ham. You can find him on Twitter @joeemerywrites